{"product_id":"tried-being-vegan-once-t-shirt","title":"Funny Vegan T-Shirt \"Tried Being Vegan Once — It Was the Worst 5 Minutes of My Life\"","description":"This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, irreverent vibe — a hand-drawn radish illustration sits beneath the cheeky line “TRIED BEING VEGAN ONCE” with the smaller caption “IT WAS THE WORST 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.” It feels like the kind of shirt you pull on for a relaxed day out, a casual meet-up, or a food-centered hang with friends. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes easily, keeps its shape at the collar, and wears comfortably year-round. Wear it to spark a laugh, start a conversation, or underline a laid-back attitude toward food culture.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g\/m²) for soft, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Printed using DTG\/DTF where specified — vibrant, long-lasting artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ XS","offer_id":45010511888553,"sku":"22059564508800019146","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XS","offer_id":45010511921321,"sku":"26210251400030555744","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XS","offer_id":45010511954089,"sku":"11026898293001878456","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":45010511986857,"sku":"18676995977546721496","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":47066433192105,"sku":"29470695154143213078","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":45010512019625,"sku":"32925720113997824017","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45010512052393,"sku":"32747181315442543034","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":45010512085161,"sku":"55331862771873338634","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":45010512117929,"sku":"33081452186091219132","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45010512150697,"sku":"17597428989604824532","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47066433224873,"sku":"31225368584409968392","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45010512183465,"sku":"25390118370867099220","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":45010512216233,"sku":"26067082858125680430","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ S","offer_id":45010512281769,"sku":"33715790314038286508","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47066433257641,"sku":"20065527533194447241","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47066433290409,"sku":"27363376531787622966","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45010512314537,"sku":"14891774340386366851","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":45010512347305,"sku":"16953202767671539372","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":45010512380073,"sku":"27712899236289316294","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45010512412841,"sku":"33460761679524106797","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47066433323177,"sku":"14442428715477636288","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45010512445609,"sku":"13047359521133547140","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":45010512478377,"sku":"71193198617611537559","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ M","offer_id":45010512543913,"sku":"24398250070493637893","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47066433355945,"sku":"24277110851881419818","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47066433388713,"sku":"24310131303680694242","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45010512576681,"sku":"53622275478524537966","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":45010512609449,"sku":"11310209131308636644","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":45010512642217,"sku":"28178606853701349854","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45010512674985,"sku":"70868461719012182715","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47066433421481,"sku":"21193948676946371329","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45010512740521,"sku":"25058635063922301389","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":45010512773289,"sku":"23040488783466679201","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ L","offer_id":45010512838825,"sku":"27719992645347916671","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47066433454249,"sku":"30558947425657490486","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47066433487017,"sku":"23585922117890006077","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45010512871593,"sku":"18712255581360181420","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":45010512904361,"sku":"32617214512307268748","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45010512937129,"sku":"33252149339506003654","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45010512969897,"sku":"20223204456608208049","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47066433519785,"sku":"30440077618885154974","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45010513002665,"sku":"46305333630132430631","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":45010513035433,"sku":"19076456378133919221","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ XL","offer_id":45010513100969,"sku":"14969056018025152373","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47066433552553,"sku":"25172236194648122472","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47066433585321,"sku":"19957787193313256055","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513133737,"sku":"22604822429753994499","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513166505,"sku":"31976342873308909275","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513199273,"sku":"16046472887817016311","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513232041,"sku":"32898029529361002470","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47066433618089,"sku":"20213128664334685359","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513297577,"sku":"17684507045748126197","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513330345,"sku":"21999560333330078539","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":45010513395881,"sku":"17358382550747769113","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47066433650857,"sku":"19740070313708737134","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47066433683625,"sku":"22835207291957328105","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513428649,"sku":"27928543717761327641","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513461417,"sku":"22904249994228640878","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513494185,"sku":"23692649355743767487","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513526953,"sku":"92559882887992633202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47066433716393,"sku":"30572304081513819616","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513592489,"sku":"17723444870563250807","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513625257,"sku":"97605487026327615325","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tropical Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":45010513658025,"sku":"10752539801415430607","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47066433749161,"sku":"31335099578077213564","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47066433781929,"sku":"24412005240163938457","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 4XL","offer_id":45010513690793,"sku":"58329172028849076407","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 4XL","offer_id":45010513723561,"sku":"20555505480498336222","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 4XL","offer_id":45010513756329,"sku":"24688471617395355182","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":45010513789097,"sku":"72508378942988500168","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":47066433814697,"sku":"12185015993168943210","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":45010513821865,"sku":"31998870522015896702","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":45010513854633,"sku":"27199768932282113798","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 5XL","offer_id":45010513887401,"sku":"29669137632726298944","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 5XL","offer_id":45010513920169,"sku":"27960907951328740569","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 5XL","offer_id":45010513952937,"sku":"18079317296086799960","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":47066433847465,"sku":"19636433699431597412","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":45010513985705,"sku":"72963457980831503131","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":45010514018473,"sku":"16293374254796895379","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0685\/5124\/5993\/files\/465753612863520127_2048.jpg?v=1778294541","url":"https:\/\/chowwear.com\/products\/tried-being-vegan-once-t-shirt","provider":"ChowWear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}