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Beer T-Shirt — "Beer: A Cold Refreshing Alternative to Hating Everyone" Funny Tee

Beer T-Shirt — "Beer: A Cold Refreshing Alternative to Hating Everyone" Funny Tee

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Lightweight, soft, and quietly funny — this tee pairs easy-wearing comfort with a cheeky, hand-drawn beer mug graphic and the line: “A cold refreshing alternative to HATING EVERYONE.” It sits cleanly at the chest on a classic crew silhouette, offering breathable 100% ring-spun cotton (with blended options in some heathers) and a smooth surface that keeps the print crisp. The tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape day after day, while a tear-away label and shoulder tape keep it comfortable and stable. Wear it to low-key nights out, backyard barbecues, or lazy weekends when you want to say less and invite a laugh.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itching-free comfort; adult sizing
- Prints applied via DTG/DTF methods for crisp, lasting graphics; Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.