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Calories Breakfast T-Shirt — "Calories Don’t Count Before Noon" Funny Brunch Tee

Calories Breakfast T-Shirt — "Calories Don’t Count Before Noon" Funny Brunch Tee

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Wake up to a plate that looks like a hug. This lightweight cotton tee features a hand-illustrated breakfast plate—eggs, bacon, toast and hashbrowns—under the playful headline “CALORIES” and the cheeky script “don’t count before noon.” It’s a relaxed, everyday shirt that speaks to anyone who loves slow mornings, diner runs, and food-first humor. Wear it to weekend brunch, while running errands, or layered under a jacket for casual meetups. The soft ring-spun cotton and clean crew neckline keep the focus on the artwork while staying comfortable through the day.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft all-day comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified safety and quality
- Print details: DTG body prints with DTF used for sleeve and inner neck labels

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
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3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
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5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.