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Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive Funny Raccoon T-Shirt

Coffee Because Anger Management Is Too Expensive Funny Raccoon T-Shirt

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This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, slightly grumpy vibe — a sleepy raccoon clutching a steaming coffee cup with the line “COFFEE BECAUSE ANGER MANAGEMENT IS TOO EXPENSIVE.” It feels like the morning ritual captured in ink: quiet, relatable, and a little sarcastic. The soft ring-spun cotton and tubular knit make it comfortable for daily wear, while the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape after many washes. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, during long work-from-home stretches, or to casual meetups where everyone gets the coffee-first mood. The monochrome illustration reads like a comic panel on a clean white canvas, so it pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for cooler days. Ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certification add a thoughtful touch for buyers who care about quality and production standards.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, all-day comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing methods for crisp front artwork and optional sleeve/neck prints

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.