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Death Before Decaf T-Shirt – Funny Coffee Lover Tee

Death Before Decaf T-Shirt – Funny Coffee Lover Tee

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This lightweight crew tee wears like your favorite laid-back coffee shop uniform. The bold, block-letter design—three stacked bars reading “DEATH / BEFORE / DECAF”—makes a clear, tongue-in-cheek statement for anyone who treats their morning brew seriously. Soft ring-spun cotton and a classic fit let the message lead while keeping comfort front and center. It layers easily under a flannel or wears solo while you wait in line at the roastery. Built to last through repeated washes, it keeps its shape and print clarity so your coffee credo stays loud and proud.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- Prints applied via Direct-to-Garment (body) and Direct-to-Film (sleeve/neck labels) for crisp, durable graphics

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.