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Decaf Coffee T-Shirt — "I Give Decaf to People Who Are Rude to Me" Funny Coffee Tee

Decaf Coffee T-Shirt — "I Give Decaf to People Who Are Rude to Me" Funny Coffee Tee

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A crisp, casual tee that speaks the language of caffeine-first mornings and dry humor. The bold front reads “I give decaf to people who are rude to me,” written in playful lettering with a spilled-mug icon — a sly badge for coffee lovers who reserve their patience for the right people. Lightweight and soft against the skin, this shirt slips into everyday routines: commuting with a travel mug, running errands between meetings, or lingering at a favorite café for a slow morning. The clean white canvas keeps the black print high-contrast and easy to layer under jackets or flannels. It feels like an honest conversation starter — ironic, a little sharp, and entirely relatable for anyone who counts on a good cup before civility kicks in.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF print methods ensuring crisp sleeve and chest graphics; Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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