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Lobster Influencer Foodie Review T-Shirt — Funny Seafood Critic ("One star. Do not order the lobster.")

Lobster Influencer Foodie Review T-Shirt — Funny Seafood Critic ("One star. Do not order the lobster.")

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This lightweight crew tee carries a wink of seafood sarcasm—an illustrated lobster, half-irritated and half-dramatic, stares at a screen with a single red star and the line: “One star. Do not order the lobster.” It’s printed on a soft, ring-spun cotton shirt that drapes easily and keeps the graphic crisp. Wear it on casual days when you want to spark a laugh, start a conversation, or quietly announce your low-key restaurant standards. The clean white canvas makes the artwork pop, and the simple silhouette layers well under jackets or pairs with shorts for a laid-back look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Ribbed, elastic crew neckline with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed artwork and sleeve/neck labels for sharp, durable imagery
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.