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Funny Burger T-Shirt — “If Meat Is Murder… Make Mine A Bacon Double Cheesemurder”

Funny Burger T-Shirt — “If Meat Is Murder… Make Mine A Bacon Double Cheesemurder”

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This lightweight cotton tee wears like a familiar favorite and carries a bold, playful statement. A hand-rendered double cheeseburger sits front-and-center, oozing melted cheese and crisp bacon, with cheeky text that reads: “If meat is murder... make mine a bacon double cheesemurder.” The soft, breathable fabric and classic crew cut make it easy to layer under jackets or wear on its own. It’s the kind of shirt that sparks laughs at backyard barbecues, late-night diner runs, and casual hangouts — for people who love unapologetic comfort food humor and want clothing that matches their personality.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to resist stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes only
- DTG/DTF print methods used for vibrant, durable sleeve and chest prints; Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.