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Sarcasm Burned Calories T-Shirt — Funny Fitness Diet Humor

Sarcasm Burned Calories T-Shirt — Funny Fitness Diet Humor

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Lightweight, soft, and built to last—this crewneck tee carries a sharp, tongue-in-cheek message that fits into everyday life. The clean white canvas makes the bold black lettering stand out: “If only sarcasm burned calories.” Wear it when you want to shut down small talk with a smile, during coffee runs, or while lounging at home. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels gentle against skin and keeps its shape through repeated wear. Sleeve and neck prints use modern DTF/DTG methods for crisp detail that holds up. This shirt reads like your inner monologue made visible—dry, witty, and a little bit rebellious.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular-knit, no side seams for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Prints applied with Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film methods for sharp, durable graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
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5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.