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Funny Foodie T-Shirt — "If You Are Not Coffee, Chocolate or Bacon I'm Going To Need You To Go Away"

Funny Foodie T-Shirt — "If You Are Not Coffee, Chocolate or Bacon I'm Going To Need You To Go Away"

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A light, airy tee that brings a little morning mischief to your wardrobe. Soft, breathable cotton sits against the skin while a whimsical cow illustration and handwritten lettering celebrate breakfast cravings — coffee, chocolate or bacon — with a wink. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, while running errands, or layered under a jacket for casual coffee dates. The illustration’s warm tones and playful style make this shirt feel personal, like a friend nudging you toward the nearest café. The fit is classic and unforced, so it drifts comfortably through your day without stealing attention from the art.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Printed with DTF/DTG methods; pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Certified and ethically sourced: Oeko-Tex certified, EU warranty, meets safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.