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Coffee Lover T-Shirt – "If You See Me Without Coffee, Back Away Slowly" Cute Angry Chicken Tee

Coffee Lover T-Shirt – "If You See Me Without Coffee, Back Away Slowly" Cute Angry Chicken Tee

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This lightweight crew-neck tee carries a cheeky, morning-person personality: a wide-eyed cartoon chicken clutching a steaming cup and the warning, “If you see me without coffee, back away slowly.” It feels like that first honest laugh over a hot mug—soft against the skin, breathable for all-day wear, and easy to layer under sweaters or over pajamas. The artwork reads playful but clear on the chest, giving everyday outfits a dose of humor and character. Wear it on slow weekends, busy mornings, or casual meetups with fellow coffee devotees to share a knowing grin without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized, tear-away inner label and ethically sourced US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label prints; made in Bangladesh with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.