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Martinis T‑Shirt — "A Cold Refreshing Alternative to Hating Everyone" Graphic Tee

Martinis T‑Shirt — "A Cold Refreshing Alternative to Hating Everyone" Graphic Tee

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Slip into a tee that speaks like your favorite bar-side confessions. This lightweight cotton shirt wears a vintage-inspired martini illustration above the cheeky line: “A cold refreshing alternative to HATING EVERYONE.” It feels soft against the skin and hangs with a clean, classic crew silhouette — the kind you reach for when you want to be relaxed, dry-humored, and quietly well-dressed. Great for slow evenings out, backyard drinks, or nights when sarcasm is the dress code. The printed sleeve and neck details are professionally applied for crisp, lasting color, and the breathable fabric keeps you comfortable from happy hour through slow nightcaps.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (153 g/m²) — soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for cleaner drape
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — holds shape and prevents stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton — comfortable and responsibly made
- DTG/DTF printed artwork and sleeves — sharp, durable print finish

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.