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Mezcal T-Shirt — "A cold refreshing alternative to HATING EVERYONE" Funny Tee

Mezcal T-Shirt — "A cold refreshing alternative to HATING EVERYONE" Funny Tee

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Light, breathable, and a little bit cheeky — this soft cotton tee carries a wink for anyone who prefers laughs over small talk. A minimalist mezcal bottle and orange slice sit above the line “A cold refreshing alternative to HATING EVERYONE,” giving the shirt a dry, social-satire tone that reads casual at a barbecue or relaxed at a bar crawl. The classic crew neck and lightweight ring-spun cotton make it easy to throw on for warm evenings, festivals, or low-key nights in. It drapes cleanly, washes well, and keeps the spotlight on your sense of humor rather than loud graphics.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck prints; pearlized tear-away label
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.