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No Bitchin' in My Kitchen T-Shirt — Funny Chef/Cook Tee

No Bitchin' in My Kitchen T-Shirt — Funny Chef/Cook Tee

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This lightweight cotton tee carries a bold kitchen-first attitude. The matte black typography and tiny rolling-pin and chef’s-hat accents sit cleanly on a soft white field, sending a clear, cheeky message without shouting. Wear it while flipping pancakes, running late-night takeout shifts, or hosting friends around the island — it holds up to repeat washing and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder-taped seams. Breathable and smooth against the skin, the shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and stays comfortable through long cooking sessions or casual days out.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for extra comfort; DTF/DTG high-quality prints
- Oeko‑Tex certified; meets EU safety standards and comes with a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.