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People Like You Are Why I Drink Funny Wine Beer T-Shirt

People Like You Are Why I Drink Funny Wine Beer T-Shirt

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Lightweight, clean-lined tee with a sharp, sardonically funny slogan: “PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY I DRINK.” The simple uppercase type sits centered on a soft white background for a minimalist, modern look that reads clearly from a distance. Wear it when you want to make a dry, sarcastic statement without shouting—this shirt feels breathable and smooth against the skin, holds its shape, and carries a pared-back aesthetic that pairs with jeans or a casual blazer. Built to last with quality ring-spun cotton and professional printing methods, it’s an easy go-to for days when humor is your armor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed, shape-retaining crew neckline and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTG/DTF printed text for crisp, long-lasting graphic detail
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Washing Instructions

Follow these, and your ChowWear t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer:

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.