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T-Shirt — “I Like Big Subs and I Cannot Lie” Funny Sandwich Hoagie Tee

T-Shirt — “I Like Big Subs and I Cannot Lie” Funny Sandwich Hoagie Tee

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This lightweight cotton tee brings playful appetite and everyday comfort together. A bold, illustrated sub sandwich sits above the cheeky line “I LIKE BIG SUBS AND I CANNOT LIE,” printed in contrasting red and black for a wink-and-nod style that’s equal parts foodie humor and casual streetwear. Breathable, soft ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt feeling easy all day — from quick coffee runs to relaxed weekend hangs. Wear it when you want to spark a laugh, celebrate sandwich nights, or show loyalty to your favorite deli without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric for comfort and safety
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp, durable front and sleeve graphics

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a steak, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
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5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.