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Cooking Joke T-Shirt — "The Last Time I Cooked Hardly Anyone Got Sick" Funny Chef Tee

Cooking Joke T-Shirt — "The Last Time I Cooked Hardly Anyone Got Sick" Funny Chef Tee

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Lightweight, soft, and subtly funny — this tee is for the home cook with a dry sense of humor. The front features a vintage-style typographic design: “The last time I cooked hardly anyone got sick,” framed with a small cloche illustration. Wear it while flipping pancakes, tackling a messy recipe, or just lounging after a long grocery run. The breathable ring-spun cotton keeps you comfortable during kitchen chaos and lazy weekends alike. It looks clean paired with jeans or an apron, and the understated black print works with any wardrobe. For adults who like to laugh at their own culinary experiments, this shirt feels like a wink from a friend who knows the kitchen is equal parts chaos and love.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free, comfortable wear
- DTG/DTF printed text and sleeve options with Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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