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Funny Vegan T-Shirt "Tried Being Vegan Once — It Was the Worst 5 Minutes of My Life"

Funny Vegan T-Shirt "Tried Being Vegan Once — It Was the Worst 5 Minutes of My Life"

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This lightweight cotton tee carries a playful, irreverent vibe — a hand-drawn radish illustration sits beneath the cheeky line “TRIED BEING VEGAN ONCE” with the smaller caption “IT WAS THE WORST 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.” It feels like the kind of shirt you pull on for a relaxed day out, a casual meet-up, or a food-centered hang with friends. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes easily, keeps its shape at the collar, and wears comfortably year-round. Wear it to spark a laugh, start a conversation, or underline a laid-back attitude toward food culture.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Printed using DTG/DTF where specified — vibrant, long-lasting artwork
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials; EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
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5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.